Meet the Author
I am an author, mythologist, artist, storyteller, lecturer, and perpetual student in pursuit of ideas, truth and creative endeavors. I live quietly in the middle of Arlington—and right around the corner from the University of Texas—with my youngest son and our flying rhinoceros which is cleverly disguised as a black Labrador Retriever.
Welcome to the Scarlet Carnival.
“Tell the truth, but lead so improbable a life that the truth will not be believed.”
Name: bishop (Yes. Really.)
Relationship Status: Partnered
Education: Three Academic Degrees (BS/BBA, AA) and One Trade Degree
Occupation: Student of Humanity
Location: Arlington, TX
I have two boys (Ian, 18, who lives with my dad & Tristan, 13, who lives with me) and two dogs (female Labrador Retriever: Zoe of the Nine Lives, Our Dark Lady of Perpetual Motion and male Husky/Wolf mix: Nix). I am undecided on a great many things when it comes to relationships and people since I am mildly anthropophobic, but I know that my youngest son, my dogs, and I make one hell of a team together. When I throw my oldest son into the mix—as the universe has seen fit to do incrementally these past two years—there is no more exquisite Dream Team in all the world. I am truly blessed with these boys.
Evul Master Plan
There are references to the Evul Master Plan in various places. I’ve been asked what that means. So here it goes.
The Evul Master Plan to Take Over the World is in four stages.
- Associate of Arts with a Humanities Emphasis: Spring 2009 Completed
- Bachelor of Arts [Philosophy] Spring 2013
- Graduate Program ["Religious Studies"/Theology?]
- Doctorate Program [Undetermined]